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Tamale Tetris
Stack steaming tamales before the pot overflows. Matching fillings unlock sparkly bonus puntos.
PLAY ▶Welcome to the Retro Game Room — a neon, Lisa-Frank-coded corner of the internet where tacos meet HTML5 games.
Think glitter trapper-keeper energy, CRT glow, and a Nintendo that never needs you to blow on the cartridge. This is where we’ll stash public games, experiments, and interactive weirdness — powered by cruelty-free fuel.
Stack steaming tamales before the pot overflows. Matching fillings unlock sparkly bonus puntos.
PLAY ▶Dash through neon Oakland, collecting chiles, seeds & peanuts. Avoid bland bosses and unlock mega-heat mode.
PLAY ▶Race pixel tacos through rainbow freeways, drifting past glittery billboards and taquería shortcuts.
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